Cuffed and Booked For A Unhealthy Decide Up Transfer

Discovering and assembly a fairly lady is dangerous sufficient; I did not comprehend it might embrace jail time.

Observe to Submit Falls Police Division: In case you learn this I hope you’ve a humorousness. In case you do not please perceive that I’ve discovered my lesson. I do know you have been doing all of your job and there’s nothing private. “Simply enterprise.”

I used to be ready in line at the usstore and a pleasant SUV pulls up. In comes a lady who might simply be on the entrance cowl of any journal. She was gorgeous and only a stunning murals. I completed my enterprise and walked by attempting to not stare at her. She in all probability has to cope with that on a regular basis exposing bad cops.

I admit it. Generally I do not assume issues via all the best way when my hormones begin raging. The truth is, there’s not one mind cell in my testosterone. So being the everyday single male in warmth, I could not let this little mermaid simply swim away. I needed to throw out a hook or one thing. You by no means know, she could chunk on it. So I made a decision to put in writing slightly word on the again of my service plumbing enterprise card. You already know, in case she wished some plumbing restore. I wrote on the cardboard that she was very fairly and I hoped to fulfill her someday. That was it. I caught it on her windshield of her SUV. Then I received into my mini van and left.

A few weeks later I get a knock at my residence about 1:00 within the morning. I used to be a single dad dwelling alone. I had simply come again from my dad’s funeral. I wished my 9-year-old son to stick with me over evening. I received up in my pajamas and naked ft to reply the door. It is two cops standing at my entrance door! I am nonetheless half asleep after I open up the door. I figured they have been simply searching for somebody. So I opened the door.

ME: “Hello. What is going on on? Is there an issue?”

COP: “Is your title Phil Pellerin?”

ME: “Sure”

Cop: “Are you able to step exterior please?”

ME: “Positive.” So I stepped exterior. I figured they wanted my assist to search out somebody. “What can I do for you?”

COP: “Are you able to flip round please?”

ME: “Umm…Okay.” After I circled one in every of them put my arms behind my again and slapped some chilly Submit Falls cuffs on my wrists.

COP: “We have now a warrant to your arrest.”

ME: “WHAT the HELL is happening?” Now I used to be wide-awake.

COP: “You failed to seem for a court docket date so a warrant was issued.”

ME: “What court docket date?”

COP: “You have been to seem in court docket on parking in a handicapped zone.”

ME: “That was months in the past! I simply forgot in regards to the court docket date, however I paid the ticket that afternoon. The clerk did not say something a few warrant.”

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